The newest thing to be afraid of….

It was a typical morning for me… coffee… cereal… the standard pee session… but when I flushed, I felt something hit the side of my leg. I jumped back and did a twist to see what it might have been… it was the roll of toilet paper that had been sitting on top of where you’d hook the fresh roll up… it got bumped and fell off and brushed my leg in its descent.

SCARY STUFF, HUH???!!!